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Old Mar 12, 2008, 06:59 PM // 18:59   #961
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Flem, that midget is awesome. Is it a midget? Or a Dwarf? I can never remember the midget.

Reminds of one of 2's podcasts once. "What's the correct term for a group of midgets?"
"Ten CC of midget!"
"Shitstorm of midgets"
"A phonebooth of midgets"

This came after a news report that a car full of (black, as it was reported) men did a drive-by on a midget.

I'm not sure what it is, besides awesome. That picture always makes me smile.

wow. I'd love to see that news report, lol.

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Old Mar 13, 2008, 04:46 AM // 04:46   #962
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http://www.rinkworks.com/said/

If you don't laugh at at least one of these, you have no sense of humor.
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Old Mar 13, 2008, 06:51 AM // 06:51   #963
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http://www.rinkworks.com/said/

If you don't laugh at at least one of these, you have no sense of humor.
"Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot"
lolololol
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Old Mar 13, 2008, 08:01 AM // 08:01   #964
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Old Mar 13, 2008, 08:41 AM // 08:41   #965
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Ouch. Just ouch is all that can be said. Poor doggy.

He wins the Darwin Award for animals.
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Old Mar 13, 2008, 09:57 AM // 09:57   #966
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Saves you from having to pay the vet to neuter him.

Smartest money saving dog ever. Self castration!
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Old Mar 13, 2008, 03:35 PM // 15:35   #967
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Old Mar 13, 2008, 04:54 PM // 16:54   #968
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* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
* Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
* Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
* Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."



Give this Doctor a cookie
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Old Mar 13, 2008, 05:51 PM // 17:51   #969
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Idiots from Bulgarian Music Idol.100% fun xDDDD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCZ8y...eature=related Michael Jackson of the croissants!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h...eature=related Ken Lee(Can we)lol over 1mil views
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Old Mar 13, 2008, 07:32 PM // 19:32   #970
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I thought this would fit this thread perfectly.
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Old Mar 13, 2008, 08:42 PM // 20:42   #971
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I thought this would fit this thread perfectly.
hmm... after learning all I've learned about volcanoes in Earth Science.... that is mostly wrong.

Lava (or Lolava) escapes in any means necessary... Not just shooting out of the vent. Just stating.

Great pic, i guess?
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Old Mar 13, 2008, 08:49 PM // 20:49   #972
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hmm... after learning all I've learned about volcanoes in Earth Science.... that is mostly wrong.

Lava (or Lolava) escapes in any means necessary... Not just shooting out of the vent. Just stating.

Great pic, i guess?
I believe you have missed the point of this thread...

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Old Mar 13, 2008, 08:50 PM // 20:50   #973
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Day to Day, March 11, 2008 · In an effort to keep up with the modern world, the Vatican has announced a list of seven new mortal sins. Some of the new dont's: thou shalt not pollute and thou shalt not have too much money.

Madeleine Brand speaks with Father James Martin, acting publisher of the Jesuit magazine America, about the importance of updating the 1,500-year-old sin list.

"I think it's to remind people that sins are not just individual," he says referring to the Catholic church's old seven deadly sins — lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy and pride. "There's also social sins .. .sins that affect the community at large and sins that an institution can engage in."

The New Mortal Sins

1.) genetic modification

2.) carrying out experiments on humans

3.) polluting the environment

4.) causing social injustice

5.) causing poverty

6.) becoming obscenely wealthy

7.) taking drugs

(makes me laugh every time I read em )
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Old Mar 13, 2008, 08:52 PM // 20:52   #974
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h...eature=related Ken Lee(Can we)lol over 1mil views
Omg you made me drool all over my desk when i started laughing!
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Old Mar 13, 2008, 08:56 PM // 20:56   #975
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I believe you have missed the point of this thread...

no. just trying to tear down a really bleechy, not funny at all, picture.
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Old Mar 13, 2008, 09:09 PM // 21:09   #976
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4GsoqbvONs


win right there
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Old Mar 13, 2008, 09:37 PM // 21:37   #977
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Old Mar 13, 2008, 11:33 PM // 23:33   #978
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Old Mar 13, 2008, 11:41 PM // 23:41   #979
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hahaha i love that carrot billboard
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Old Mar 14, 2008, 12:14 AM // 00:14   #980
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"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."

LOL from http://www.rinkworks.com/said/insurance.shtml
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